- You do all your riding in Malaysia, so you bought a bike here — now you just need a place to keep it.

- You bought a bike without telling the missus... and riding it home isn’t an option.

- You believe loud pipes save lives, but your neighbours don’t.

- You love tinkering with your bike but your apartment’s shared basement parking just won’t cut it.

- Your bike’s track-only — and towing to Sepang is a little cheaper when you’re not crossing borders.

- Your carpark uncle insists on licence plates… and your track bike didn’t come with one.

- You live in an apartment, and the carpark's full of curious hands and sticky fingers.

- It’s too filthy to bring home — and no, the lobby guard doesn’t find it charming.

- You live far from the trails, and riding knobbies down the highway isn’t your idea of fun.